It is PROVEN that studying does not help

Given: Study = No Fail
And: No Study = Fail

1. Study + No Study = Fail + No Fail

2. Study ( 1 + No ) = Fail ( 1 + No )

3. Study ( 1 + No ) = Fail ( 1 + No )
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( 1 + No ) ( 1 + No )

Q.E.D. Study = Fail

...(*stares at Study Guide*).... "Curse You"