Sunday, November 20, 2011

Dear Blank Please Blank

Yea, pretty good stuff.
Here are my favorite from the top 50

Dear Spongebob Squarepants,
You're yellow, you can't drive and you do karate. You thought we wouldn't notice?
Sincerely, the Asians

Dear windshield wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Rose,
There was definitely enough room on that raft for both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear men,
The first jock strap was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for you to realize that your brain was also important.
Sincerely, Oh that's why you need me to make your sandwich

Dear 2010,
So I hear that the best rapper is white and the president is black. What happened!?
Sincerely, 1985

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