Nerd Jokes! One-liners

Oh how I love all of these. They're sooo great. XD

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1

You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it

Let's discover our coefficient of friction

I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)

Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded

Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

i'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!

Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.

At absolute zero, you would still move me.

On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

You're as sweet at 3.14.

You must be massive because I'm attracted to you.

You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.

Can I plug my solution into your equation?

You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?

Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

we've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate

you and i add up better than a riemann sum

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction

You're cute, I'm cute, together we're 2cute!

If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?

i'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

you must be absolute, because every time you're around me, i feel positive

There are only three kinds of people in this world...those who can count and those who can't.